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[ ] They never admit their lack of drawing skills. They insist that it's their drawing style.
[x] They always make excuses for the shitty quality of their works. "I'm still practicing" or "I'm working on it" are the most common excuses.
[ ] They draw shitty characters with a mouse and tell people that they don't have a tablet.
[x] They always draw heads and faces.
[ ] Their characters always face the same way.
[x] The proportion is awful.
[x] Every character looks the same.
[x] They draw same faces with different hairs.
[x] Their characters' angle and direction are very odd.
[x] They don't give a shit about the basic drawing.
[ ] Others only care about the basic drawing.
[ ] They have no idea what a layer is. (Photoshop)
[ ] They always draw one character. (no more than two characters in a single canvas)
[x] They always draw characters in the same angle.
[x] All of their characters have the same facial expressions.
[x] Static and passive poses. They can't draw characters in dynamic poses.
[x] They never draw feet.
[x] They can't draw figures from high or low angles.
[ ] Some of them don't even know the definition of high and low angle drawing.
[x] A shitty figure drawing in dynamic pose can be turned into a 4th Dimensional abstract.
[x] Same character looks totally different when it is drawn in different angle or direction.
[x] They can't draw anything other than characters or draw everything but characters.
[ ] They always draw cute characters.
[x] They don't know how to draw old people.
[x] They don't know how to draw hands.
[x] Their characters' hands are always hidden behind because they don't want to draw hands.
[ ] Their idea sketch is professional but the actual quality is shitty.
[ ] They try to cover up one of the eyes with hair so that they only have to draw one eye.
[x] Their works are always asymmetrical.
[ ] Line art = finished piece.
[x] Rough sketch = finished piece.
[x] They have no knowledge of anatomy.
[ ] They only draw eyes.
[ ] The size of the characters' eyes and/or boobs are ridiculously huge.
[x] They love boobs but they don't know how to draw them properly, so they just appreciate them.
[x] Their works are free from all logic. Awkward anatomy and proportion.
[x] They lose confidence when other people's works look great.
[ ] They think they are genius when they come up with satisfying quality.
[x] They collect other people's works as practice references but, in reality, they collect them as a collection.
[x] They are not patient enough to practice.
[ ] They think the tablet is the magic wand of art that can make them draw like Bob Ross.
[x] They regain confidence when other people's works look shittier than theirs.
[x] They are more than willing to draw but they lose the spirit so easily.
[x] They completely lose their confidence when they see the works of a true genius.
[ ] They draw once a month or even once a year.
[x] They get mad when their favorite artists are being lazy.
[ ] When they draw Hentai art, they end up drawing grotesque horror pictures because their proportion is so fucking awful.
[x] They don't have faith in themselves.
[x] The word 'slump' is their most common excuse for being lazy.
[x] They realize their problems and know where to fix them but they never do.

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:iconacetaro:
~acetaro Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
HELLO
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:iconessenceofcrayon:
~EssenceofCrayon Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
HELLO
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:iconacetaro:
~acetaro Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
It's someone important's birthday in two days who could it be hmm
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:iconessenceofcrayon:
~EssenceofCrayon Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Why it's Pocky day of course, how could you forget?? :U
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:iconacetaro:
~acetaro Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
oh right right B)
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:iconessenceofcrayon:
~EssenceofCrayon Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
(Y)
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:iconalpacatacular:
AHAHAHHAHA I LOVE THAT VIDEO
i got like 2x ;-; 25 or less orz
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:iconessenceofcrayon:
~EssenceofCrayon Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
WHAT VIDEO.
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:iconalpacatacular:
........................DIDN'T YOU GET THIS OFF THE VIDEO D:
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:iconessenceofcrayon:
~EssenceofCrayon Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I GOT IT OFF A FRIEND LOLOLOL
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