because everyone and their mum is doing it.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. (a what?)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (too much oAo)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (what's a chav?)
[ ] It's football...not soccer. (IT IS SOCCER I SAYY!)
[x] You wear flip flops all year. (can't stand them, my socks don't fit!)
[x] You call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realising.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned. (TO THE EXTREME)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (pffffff...)
[x] You have an Australian something. (...wombat plush : D)
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (..what have I been eating??? D8 )
[x] You know Italian songs. (Il Divo ftw! >D )
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (lol Feliciano)
[ ] You talk with your hands. (*wiggles fingers*)
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some. (Aye qué fabulosa!*SHOTSHOTSHOT*)
[x] You like tacos. (but I can't eat them without having 3 quarters of it falling onto my plate)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (...lol)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you. (*has sung in the rain* |D)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper. (but I keep it to myself.. most of the time )
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
[ ] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. (BOP BOP BOP, BOP TO THE TOP~)
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'. (lawl, dawg)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. ( DDDx )
[x] You play/have played the piano. (and fail at it)
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (most of the time)
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. (..wow I hope this isn't an abbreviation for Baulkham Hills HS o_o)
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (because all Germans think German chocolate is good : D )
[ ] You speak some German. (...Guten Morgen? .__.)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You went to pre-school. (I am a deprived child D: )
[x] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. A lot. (eh? |D)
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.
American (Oh America, your stereotype is worse than everyone else's xD)
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased. ( I don't think this is, but I KNOW it is. xD)
African American: 2
I'm more Australian than Asian. xD;
and a rant here because I need to get this out(and I didn't want to rant on Boss's Birthday). OTL
ARGH, I HATE A COUPLE OF THE TEACHERS I HAVE THIS YEAR. ONE IS JUST PLAIN INCOMPETENT, THE OTHER TREATS THE CLASS LIKE WE'RE IN KINDERGARTEN. NO MISS S*****(censored, but some people will PROBABLY know who I'm talking about anyway), WE DO NOT WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WRITING ABOUT 'CLASS RULES'(WHICH COULD EASILY BE FIGURED OUT IF ONE HAD COMMON SENSE) THAN ACTUAL WORK. THIS IS A SCIENCE CLASS AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GIVEN US ANY LAB RULES YET. IF YOU'RE GOING TO FIVE US RULES, AT LEAST MAKE THEM RELATED TO THE LAB. IT SHOULD BE TOP PRIORITY TO A SCIENCE TEACHER. ESPECIALLY IN THE FIRST LESSON OF THE YEAR."1. If I wish to speak to Miss S*****, I will put my hand up and wait for Miss S**** to address me. I will also be polite and attentive when I approach her."
See that rule? We had to write about 8 other rules like this. Except they were longer. And proceeded to provoke me to create stabbing actions with my hands during the lesson. Which I ended up doing.
WHAT THE FLIPPING FUCK IS THIS FAGGOTRY??????????????????????????? *BASHES HEAD AGAINST WALL*
I MISS LAST YEAR'S SCIENCE TEACHER AND CLASS. I REALLY MEAN IT. IT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST CLASS I'VE EVER HAD AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT IN WORDS BECAUSE JF;KBDSAFJHKDAKJFASBFJK I LEARNT SO MUCH FROM EVERYONE IN THEREEEE T____________________________________________________T
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DROPPED FROM TOP CLASS. I'M SO FRUSTRATED WITH MYSELF ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
OH YEAH. AND SHE WON'T LET ME USE A FOLDER INSTEAD OF A BOOK. I'M ALREADY USED TO USING A FOLDER. I CAN CREATE STUDY NOTES EASIER. NO, "Just because your previous teacher made you use a folder, it doesn't mean it will apply in my class."
WHAT THE FUCK, WOMAN? SHOULDN'T IT BE SOMETHING LIKE "Whatever you feel is best for your study habits." OR SOMETHING??? PLUS THIS IS THE METHOD THEY USE AT UNIVERSITIES. WE SHOULD BE PREPARED.
AND NO, I DO NOT WANT TO MAKE A ' PRETTYZOMGHAPPYRAINBOWFILLEDTITLEPAGE' FOR 20 PRECIOUS MINUTES OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN LEARNING TIME.
I'M GOING TO HATE SCIENCE NOW. THANK YOU, MISS S****. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.
IT WAS MY FAVOURITE SUBJECT. I'm sorry. I'm done now. ;___________;
Crack in Black>>
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.