*Stolen off of who stole it off of.. facebook xD*

If you can survive to more than 60%, you're pretty far up along the percentile rankings. Yeah, that's like a D-/F borderline, but, this isn't about getting as much as possible. It's about discovering your inner Asian self. And no, you don't need to get at least a 90%, because you parents won't be seeing the score and this won't be counted towards or against your grades.

Tag some people and compare your asian-ness

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[ ] You were born in Asia
[ ]You use the term "Azn"
[x] You think DDR is cool [F***, YEAHHH~~!!!]
[x] You watch anime
[x] You like Korean dramas
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone..... [lol I blame Aimy : D]
[ ] Your parents want you to marry within your own race [Actually, just anyone smart xDD]
[x] You eat rice almost everyday [mhmmmm B)]
[x] You drink lemon tea [ D]

7/10

[x]You style your hair
[ ] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster [...facebuuuhhhkkk?]
[x] You speak languages other than English
[xxxxxxxx] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[XXXXXXXXXXXX] Your parents have high expectations of you
[ ] You always get A's/B's on your report [*fails as an Asian*]
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting [I'm gonna do biology so this countsss |DDD *shot*]
[x] You know your multiplication table [..who doesn't? o_O]
[x] You play badminton or table tennis [TABLE TENNIS IS MANLYYYY]
[x] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge [over 20000000x scarier than the remake]

15/20

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship [no wait, those are my parent's views. My bad.]
[ ] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February [Lucky pocketssss full of not so lucky munniesss]~
[XXXX] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do [KARATE WAS STOLEN FROM KUNG FU, BETCHESSS D8< ]
[ ] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls [Nope, still prefer asian guys xDD]
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted [Flemington markets ohyeahhh~]
[ ] You can do the rubiks cube [I wish]
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house [MI GORENG MI GORENGGGG]
[x] You play video games.

22/30

[x] Every time you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home [I don't think singstar counts xD]
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXX] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK [MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~]
know em all.
[ ] You've been to a LAN party more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument
[ ] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well [I've forgotten how to eat spaghetti with a fork ;_;'' CAN I BORROW YOUR UBER FORKS, JESS???? 8DDDDDD ]
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school [NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

29/40

[x] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod  [the ratio of asian songs to english songs is 9:1]
[x] You don't like football
[x] You have a curfew
[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means [ahahaha~]
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea [..damnit, now I crave for Easy Way D; ]
[x] Your parents bought you clothes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come [Yay, baggy t-shirts : DD]
[x] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

38/50

[x] You know what bok choy is
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?" [I hate it xD; ]
[x] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before [
[x] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[x] You have tasted durian [I DO NOT GET YOU WESTERNERS. DURIAN IS NOT SMELLYYY DDD8 ]
[ ] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[x] You have eaten dog or snake [s-snake's blood .___.'']
[ ] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are

46/60

[x] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[x] You have or have had a bowl cut
[XXXXXXXXxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXxXXXxxXxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxXXX] Your parents enjoy(ed) comparing you to their friends' kids
and still do
[x] You eat everything with chopsticks
[ ] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours [I have a flat? : D]
[ ] You are applying to an ivy league college
[ ] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[ ]You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[x]You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV [That, or Australian xDD]
52/70

[ ] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[x] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least [ >Db ]
[x] You have had to wear hand-me-downs [But they were pretty hand-me-downs D: ]
[x] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free
[x] You fight for the bill because of face and pride, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[ ] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time.
[x] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife" [Actually, it's the "chicken beheading knife" as well]
[ ] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[xxxxxx] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it [ ;D ]
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] You love hot pot [YUMYUMYUM THAT'S WHERE I DISCOVERED FISH TOFU AHAHAHAHA*shot*]

59/80  <----[AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHROFLROFLROFLMAOOO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]

[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[x] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[x] You try to force others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[ ] You give fruits as gifts
[x] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[x] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[x] You have relatives in Canada
[x] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[x] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you

68/90


[XXXXX] Every big event revolves around food [ilu family :'D *shot*]
[x] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[ ] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[x] You try to save money on everything you buy
[x] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight [.. not really now *stabs metabolism*]
[ ] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia [I like Fob fashion xD]
[x] School is always the number one priority in your family
[ ] You care a lot about honor and saving face
[x] Your parents expect you to do everything right
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking

72/100


Aiyahh~~ Must. Stop Procrastinatinggggggggggg T__T





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